mikkkeymau5:

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

Lmfaooo

(via sexie-green-eyes)

deadbyshawn:

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

there are people with brown eyes reblogging this and theyre talking about still being sad with their eye color and this is exactly why we need hype about brown eyes

(via humanfluff)

samagotchi:

when u accidentally click a link so u dont release the mouse and kind of slowly drag away from the link. threat avoided. citizens safe. for now.

(via the-umbrella-thief)

walmart-jesus:

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I’m intrigued 

(via dweebscar)

Me: *types Tumblr in mobile browser address bar*

Me: *hits enter*

Me: Don't go to mobile version

Me: Don't go to mobile version

Me: Don't go t- Goddamnit!

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via thepaulinna)

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